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My complaint about Generator Blog

I recently had the fortunate experience of being enlightened (or educated) as to what evil Generator Blog is currently conspiring to unleash upon the world. I would now like to share that experience with you. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Generator Blog's disorderly, high-handed indoctrination and is consequently believable. Generator Blog has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with disreputable deadbeats. Is this because it needs their help to put the most purblind quiddlers you'll ever see on the federal payroll? It is bootless to speculate on the matter but it should be noted that Generator Blog is stepping over the line when it attempts to impose stupid new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of froward drive for power—way over the line.

Inasmuch as I disagree with Generator Blog's accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Generator Blog's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. It's not necessary to go into too long of a description about how Generator Blog plans to replace our natural soul with an artificial one in the immediate years ahead. Suffice it to say that it craves more power. I say we should give Generator Blog more power—preferably, 10,000 volts of it. By giving rise to what I call combative big-mouths, Generator Blog has erected a monument to obstructionism. Only it does not seem proper to say that such a thing has been "created". "Excreted", "belched", "spewed", and "spat out" are expressions more appropriate to the object here described. You see, Generator Blog attracts what I call flagitious storytellers to its den of thieves by telling them that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented squibs. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Generator Blog says it is within its legal right to reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Whether or not it indeed has such a right, even when the facts don't fit, Generator Blog sometimes tries to use them anyway. It still maintains, for instance, that Lysenkoism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us. Let me sum up. It would be a mistake to believe that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all completely justified.

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